Welcome to our Virtual Rehab Unit and Drop-In Centre
for all you sad under-achievers who have ended up
in the puke-encrusted rat-infested gutter
of UFO obsession.
The good news is... you are not alone.
The bad news is... that makes it rather crowded in here.
Click on the links below to see more Ugly Fans Online
(But not if you've just had your dinner)